Revenge – Part One (Marian Bron)

The citronella candle sputtered in its terracotta pot as another popcorn dud landed next to the flame.

“Bull’s-eye,” Liza shouted. “Drink up Ladies!”

We drained our wine glasses.

Kernels littered the teak tabletop’s surface. As a group our aim was horrendous, Liza’s the first successful shot in quite awhile. If we kept this up, there wasn’t a chance in Hades that any of us would be going home drunk tonight.

“Fill ‘em up,” Erin said passing the bottle around, everyone except Marnie pouring the cheap chardonnay into glasses. She refilled hers with sparkling water, alcohol a sin she didn’t allow herself.

Mimi, her dog, and the popcorn bowl sat in her lap. The dog’s nose shoved deep into the bowl snuffling up what she could.  Marnie fished out a kernel and passed the bowl to Samantha. Holding Mimi close, she carefully aimed for the pot. It jumped off the pot’s edge, landing in the puddle of melted wax.

“Thank you, Lord,” she declared throwing her hands up in victory. She tipped her glass, guzzling it in one smooth gulp. A lady-like burp escaping as she set the glass down. The rest downed another glass of wine. Things were looking up.

Samantha was next. The force of her shot bounced the dry kernel off the table top and into Liza’s glass.

“I’ll get you a fresh one,” Erin laughed. “It’ll be covered in Mimi goobers.”

“Bring another bottle, too,” Samantha said. “This one’s just about done.”

Our men were inside watching the NHL playoffs. Besides being married to five high school friends, a love of hockey was all they had in common. Most girls’ nights they stayed home, but Erin and Ted had a new state-of-the-art home theatre room complete with a loaded beer fridge. Naturally, tonight the boys tagged along.

For us five girls, life had gotten dull. We’d become popcorn duds ourselves. Not one of us had any sizzle left, let alone the energy to pop. Liza and Barry were the only ones busy with small kids. Marnie and Frank had no kids, just that ugly Shih Tzu with its unfortunate orthodontia. The rest had teenagers who didn’t need us anymore. All five of us looked forward to these monthly get togethers. Sometimes we went to the movies, occasionally dinner but usually we met at each other’s homes. Everyone brought wine, except for Marnie, she drank nothing but sparkling water. We all brought junk food except for Liza. Since meeting Barry, she was off sugar. Her vegetable tray sat untouched next to a nearly finished plate of decadent brownies, empty chip bowl and platter of nachos and cheese. Mind you she was in amazing shape. Barry demanded it.

Liza adored him, we did not. He was a pretentious twat. A loaded twat with a gold touch. After college he got into banking and moved steadily up the ranks until he was managing the biggest bank in town. They’d purred up to Erin’s house in a Maserati, his newest toy, while the rest of us poked up in mini-vans. Tonight, however Barry seemed to have lost some of his glitter. It was small things. Liza’s comment about the new car and ladies. His never-ending meetings. Little jabs all evening long. Normally Barry only allowed one glass of wine, tonight she was on her fifth. Her aim was spot on, but her speech had started to slur.

“You know what, ladies?” she asked, pulling the pan of brownies towards her.

We watched as three brownies made their way into her mouth, her expression as she swallowed bordering on orgasmic.

“How I’ve missed you,” she said as she corralled the crumbs into a neat pile. She bent, vacuuming the pan empty with her mouth, wiping her face clean with the back of her hand.

“Barry?” Marnie whispered, quickly glancing over her shoulder. Disobedience was a sin.

“Hah! Barry the saint,” Liza slurred. “Lipstick on your collar’s gonna’ tell on you.”

We didn’t know what to say. Had Barry cheated? They had little kids. How dare he!

She raised her wine glass, sloshing half the contents onto her blouse. “Here’s to Missy Gillespie, home wrecker.”

“His receptionist?” I asked.

Liza sniggered, nodding. “He’s such a cliché.”

“What are you going to do?” Erin asked. We pulled our chairs closer, as everyone’s voice lowered. The men were still downstairs.

“Revenge. Get him where it hurts most.” Liza refilled her glass.

“An eye for an eye? It’s Biblical.” Samantha shrugged. “Why not?”

“I don’t think, the Lord meant literally,” Marnie said. “You can’t sin, too.”

“No, girls,” Liza said, her articulation perfect, eyes sparkling. Thoughts of revenge clearing her system of alcohol. “I’m going to rob his bank. You in?”

The Recital (Catherine A. Campbell)

The buzz in the audience subsided as the lights dimmed.

The introductions had informed the audience that the recital pieces were part of the performer’s piano associateship program – astonishing for a 14-year old. A concert grand dominated the low stage. The hall was intimate, set up with round tables, encouraging a relaxed interactive experience. A bar at the top of the stairs welcomed the audience with a respectable selection of Niagara wines. A number of paintings were displayed on easels – the creations of the pianist. A very talented young lady!

The audience chatted, sipping on drinks, awaiting the start of the recital. Numerous friends and family had collected, and young children chattered, running in and out. Parents tried to tone down their enthusiasm before the playing began but not entirely successfully.

The tall, lanky Asian girl stepped up to the concert grand piano, turned to face the audience and bowed stiffly. A ringlet of hair hung down her face, the rest was piled tidily on her head. Big glasses, dark rimmed, accented her face. Her look was serious, lips slightly pouted. She was elegantly dressed, a black evening number that belied her age. The back was open, the skirt short. Tan brown sandals, high-heeled and laced half-way up her shin, finished the outfit.

She sat down on the bench, adjusting it slightly, placed her hands over the keys – a momentary pause, her right foot hovering over the pedal. The pianist stroked the keys, breathing life into an exquisitely dynamic performance – technically impressive but also emotional – forceful, lyrical. Just the right use of rubato. She wrapped – hands poised briefly where she had finished the piece, dropping into her lap as she turned to acknowledge the applause.

Sitting sideways on the piano bench, knees touching awkwardly, she looked out at the room.

“Thank you. That was one of my favorite composers, the great pianist and composer, Chopin. One of his “heroes” is the composer of the next piece, Johann Sebastian Bach.”

She tucked her short skirt against her bare legs as she reseated herself for the next piece. This one didn’t reflect the same passion as the Chopin. Her playing seemed wooden. Her execution of the Fugue never captured the intricacies of the theme, the right-hand parts persistently dominant. The youth of the pianist perhaps, not able to internalize and then execute the complex voicing.

A couple of the younger audience members fussed audibly but the performer appeared oblivious. More intrusive, a police siren whined and echoed from the street. The building, nearly 150 years old, was not sound proof and the neighborhood was not the most desirable. Family sat at the front row tables, applauding enthusiastically. Dad had a video camera on a tripod. Minutes into the Bach, Dad’s car keys fell out of his pocket, clattering noisily on the floor.

The pianist picked up the microphone again and introduced her next work, a piece by a relatively unknown composer and performer from France, Pierre Sancan. She commented on its similarity to Debussy’s work. “Pierre Sancan was a great admirer of Debussy’s harmonies and frequently performed Debussy works. I hope you enjoy this composition of Sancan’s, Toccata.” Turning back to the keyboard the young performer delivered a smooth, emotive interpretation of the piece.

Then the performance did the changeup. The pianist’s instructor had told the audience that a young singer would also be part of the evening. Stepping onto the stage, an electric guitar cradled in her arms, the singer nodded to the audience, long blonde hair trailing down her back and over the strings of the electric guitar, reminiscent of Joni Mitchell. The program indicated that she and the pianist were band members. Apparently, the blonde usually played the drums and sang. The pianist played the guitar.

Tonight, the singer played her own guitar. The pianist provided additional accompaniment on the piano. The singer’s voice was soft, folksy. Unfortunately, the tones of the electric guitar were jarring, the amplification edgy in the acoustics of the hall, drowning out her words. She sang three songs – an eclectic collection. First was a contemporary piece “The Magician” composed by Andy Shauf, a Canadian. Second, “Zombie” by the Irish band, The Cranberries.  The last song, composed by the pianist, was the most successful and resonant – no guitar, just the piano.

The contemporary “Joni Mitchell” bowed, thanked the audience and retreated to a front row seat joining a group that looked like classmates.

The noise level in the audience increased after the applause for the singer ended.

The pianist stood quietly in front of the bench waiting for the crowd to settle. “The next piece is 25 minutes and there will be no break – so hang in. It is one of Beethoven’s best-known sonatas, the Tempest.”

Turning again to the keys, she tucked her skirt tightly around her thighs. Her foot rested gently on the pedal. She tackled the piece with energy and musicality. Until the last movement when a memory hiccup momentarily interrupted the flow. The audience was largely oblivious.

She took the opportunity to regain her composure by a few calm breaths at the end, her hands still touching the keys. Turning, she addressed the room.  “Thank you. Except for the blooper in the last movement….”. A wry smiled touched her lips. Several members of the audience cringed – don’t apologize – you recovered – no performance is perfect.

“The next piece is…” She hesitated. Her instructor called out from the back of the room. “Jazz”. Looking myopically through her glasses towards her coach she said “Whatever! Right. The piece is a mix of jazz and…. polytonality. Actually the composer, Francois Morel, died quite recently.”

Members of the audience stirred, looking puzzled. Polytonality? As the pianist charged through the piece it became obvious the extent to which major and minor keys were overlaid. Technical, somewhat jazzy, very modern.

The final piece. “This is another of my favourite composers. Sergei Rachmaninoff. A romantic and dramatic.” She soared through the piece – her affinity for this era of music very obvious.

The audience clapped enthusiastically. She stood, bowing several times, and then walked off the stage, joining the table of classmates, giggling and waving her hands.

A protégé, maybe even a genius and still a “kid”.

The Pembleton Falls Times-Journal Sunday Edition (Marian Bron)

Hollywood, scorched by one scandal after another, is turning to artificial intelligence and robots for their new leading men and women. Following the recent Weinstein and Depp controversies the Academy has had enough. It’s time for malleable minds.

With the recent success of Integrated Neurorobotics’ Arthur Mory Project, Hollywood can now resurrect any long dead acting legend or create a new Oscar worthy star at a fraction of the salary demanded by any of today’s A list celebrities.

Lead researcher and the brains behind Arthur Mory, Thea Kolijn explains, “We’ve use artificial intelligence to determine what society sees as a classically beautiful person or even the perfect villain—bone structure, colouring, that sort of thing— then create the body to go with it. Once functioning, the robot studies hours and hours of award winning acting, absorbing the knowledge it gleans and adding it to its data bank.”

When asked if audiences are ready for mechanical actors, Ms. Kolijn laughs. “Isn’t that half of Hollywood? No seriously, there will be an adjustment but look at the animation industry. Viewers accepted computer animation with barely a blink. When done well, and we here at Integrated Neurorobotics do robots well, you won’t be able to tell the difference.”

What about the cost? A mere two and a half million compared to the tens of millions an A list actor demands. And, as Ms. Kolijn points out, you don’t have to feed them.

Are We Ready?  starring an all mechanical cast created by Integrated Neurorobotics, opens this Friday in theatres across the country.